YIKES.

Now we've done it.  We've officially lost our  minds, or what little was left of them.  We have joined that select group of crazy people that own a boat, and for the record it is all Janet Lee's fault.  I was happy and content minding my own business when she stepped barged into my orbit and said: "I want to travel, take long walks on the beach, watch the sunset over crystal clear water, and wiggle my toes in the sand while drinking rum in the shade of a palm tree".  Jeez! What was I suppose to do?  I tried running away, but she found me every time.  So, I suggested we buy a sailboat and learn how to sail.  I mean really, "the only two things in life that make it worth living" are sailboats" that tune good, and firm feeling women... maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love, let's go to Luchenbach Texas"...  Oops.